Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. (Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower)

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. (J. Paul Getty)

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. (Anais Nin)

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. (Martin Luther King Jr.)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (H. G. Wells)

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. (Martin Luther King Jr.)

I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. (George Washington Carver)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)