If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

If a man does his best, what else is there? (General George S. Patton)

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. (Bertrand Russell)

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. (Dwight D. Eisenhower , Inaugural Address, January 20, 1953)

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. (J. Paul Getty)

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. (Martin Luther King Jr.)

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (H. G. Wells)

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. (Martin Luther King Jr.)

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. (George Washington Carver)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)

There are no facts, only interpretations. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. (Ambrose Bierce)

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. (Bertrand Russell)

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. (Thomas Alva Edison)