Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. (Oscar Wilde)

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. (Soren Aabye Kierkegaard)

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. (Edward George Bulwer-Lytton)

Do, or do not.There is no ‘try’. (Yoda)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. (Anais Nin)

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance (Oscar Wilde)

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. (Dwight D. Eisenhower , Inaugural Address, January 20, 1953)

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. (Martin Luther King Jr.)

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. (Martin Luther King Jr.)

I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. (George Washington Carver)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. (Ambrose Bierce)