I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. (Thomas Jefferson)

If a man does his best, what else is there? (General George S. Patton)

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance (Oscar Wilde)

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. (Martin Luther King Jr.)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

There are no facts, only interpretations. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. (Bertrand Russell)

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. (Thomas Alva Edison)